What I do

Writer I Biker I Sommelier I Composer

I write the way I speak…not the way I was taught to write back in school.  I do this in hope that when you read my words, you will hear my voice…REALLY hear it.

Like Winston Wolf from Pulp Fiction, I go real fuckin’ fast, so keep up.

I’ve made a life of hospitality…not only in title but in concept. I pride myself on maintaining the highest levels of professionalism but doing so in a manner that inspires comfort and trust. Each of my guests leaves my care with the feeling that they have just dined in my home…not in a place where they paid for goods and services. 

Wanna get drunk and arm wrestle?  Sing 70s Soft Rock Classics on the beach all night?  Start a fight at Arby’s?  Just have a quiet, $30 martini and real-talk at some rooftop bar?  We can do ALL that shit.  Tonight, if you’re available.

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