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Recent Posts
- A Sommelier’s Guide To Dining Out (And Killing It)
- PEOPLE NEED CULTS
- BACK, Wisconsin!
- Kitchen Confidential By Anthony Bourdain (If He Had Been A Server Instead Of A Filthy Line Cook)
- Restaurant Secrets: REVEALED!!! “Serve From The Left, Clear From The Right”
- Every Day Is The First Round Of American Idol Auditions
- A Dish And A Bottle #3: Cold Beet Salad and Beaujolais
- Dear Diary #1: Someone Failed Music History (And Also Probably Regular History)
- That Dull, Familiar Ache
- I Rode My Motorcycle Through Hell (And Also A Few Other States)
- Nashville Report Card
- A SOMMELIER TASTES EVERY* HARD SELTZER EVER MADE
- Of Hulk Hogan and Outlaw Bikers
- A Dish and a Bottle #2: Trailer Park “Chopped”
- A Dish and a Bottle: #1
- The Most Embarrassing In-Person Purchase I’ve Made Since Porn (In 1991)
- Finding A Needle (In A Haystack Of Sh##y Wine)
- Where Eddie Wasn’t Dead
Tips from a sommelier on how to maximize your enjoyment of an evening out to dinner.
The BeyHive…the Swifties…believers in gods…yoga practitioners…gun nuts…comic book collectors…Trump supporters… Why are these things “things”? It’s simple; because people need cults. I know that doesn’t track immediately, so I had a whole long, well-considered, beautifully articulated think-piece constructed as proof-of-concept I was raised in a cult, and know a thing or two about the […]
I am a Son of Wisconsin! America’s Dairyland! Home of the Green Bay Packers! Cheeseheads! Miller Beer! Unusually high levels of morbid obesity! The Wisconsin of my youth was unique; rustic, yet refined…unruly, yet civilized. I used to call it “Smart Texas” (in that we were into guns and hunting and freedom, but also math […]